The WoH and I went to The Curve in Damasara to watch the new James McAvoy/Angelina Jolie movie ‘Wanted‘. We decided to treat ourselves and took advantage of the new ‘Platinum Suite’. You get access to an exclusive lounge before your movie and get complementary drinks, internet access and magazines. You are then escorted to your seat which is a luxurious lie flat recliner. Bliss. There are only 16 pairs of seats in the cinema and a ‘butler’ is on hand to get you drinks and food. I was slightly surprised to see that they charged you 5RM to rent a blanket. They could have made this part of the service. (For those who have never experienced a malaysian cinema, the air-con is set to just above absolute zero ‘for your comfort’)
The new Batman trailer was shown and though not a huge fan of the earlier movies, this looks awesome. Dark, gritty and action-packed. Will be looking forward to seeing that one.
So onto the main feature, Wanted. If you haven’t heard anything about the film, then it starts in a confusing/surprising manner. There is a jarring effect when they show you a slice of James McAvoys characters mundane grey cubicle existence then we are shown a dramatic action sequence of a super-heroic man, presumed to be McAvoys missing father, jumping out of skyscrapers firing bullets round corners and shooting bad guys.
Thanks to the action-packed entrance of Angelina Jolie and some jaw dropping car stunts, we learn that McAvoy has inherited some rare abilities from his absent father, that could help turn him into one of the best assassins in the world. To unleash this potential though, he must be trained and have the soul-crushing effects of a lifetime of servitude and the mundane knocked out of him. He must also learn how to bend bullets round corners. Yes. It’s that kind of movie.
If you can suspend your disbelief for a while the plot hangs together reasonably well. The strands all tie up in a well-paced manner and you are never left hanging around for answers too long. The action sequences are highly stylised and well executed. Jolie is a natural in her role and although you may think McAvoy is a strange choice for the lead in an action movie, it all makes perfect sense by the end. He progresses the character brilliantly and by the end you really believe this former office dweeb can truly be a modern day hero.
Watching this film in Malaysia has one draw back - Censorship. Most of the blood and guts are kept in, but the bad language is removed with some ugly cuts and some frankly ridiculous sound drop-outs. Why it is ok to show a human being sliced open but not OK to use some old anglo-saxon adjectives is beyond me, but such is the way around here.
Just looking at the calendar and it has been a whole year since I packed in the 9 to 5 (or 8 ’til 8 to be accurate) and took some time out for myself. Soon I will have to get back into the mainstream of society and do things like work, pay a mortgage etc. Part of me is looking forward to the exciting challenges a new job will bring but this past year has been a year full of achievement and personal fulfillment which will be difficult for just any job to top.
I did this all with the WoH right beside me and when I eventually go back to plugging away at the 9 to 5 I will look back on the last 12 months as the beginning of a new direction for both of us. Forward.
We are spending the last week of our honeymoon in Kuala Lumpur and are staying at the Traders Hotel in the city centre. We have a spectacular view of The Petronas Towers and are just across the road from the Suria Mall.
To get out of the heat we decided to go an watch a movie and picked ‘Get Smart’ the new Steve Carell movie. We both like Steve in the US version of ‘The Office’ and both hated Evan Almighty so we had no expectations for this diversion. As long as it was cool in the theatre and we got a giggle or two then for 10RM (about £1.50) we were not going to complain.
This film was a joy to watch. It may not be the funniest film ever made but the real pleasure came in the reactions of the local malay audience. They are not reticent like the brits and will gladly give a loud belly laugh at the silliest of things. The laughter is infectious and before you know it, you have tears in your eyes because Steve Carell pronounced the villains name ‘Kristic’ as ‘fish stick’. Yeah I know. Not that funny is it?
The film does have some classic moments, the spoof of Catherine Zeta Jones’s laser sequence in ‘Entrapment’ is good as is the physical comedy of dancing with a hugely fat woman. The dynamic between Carell and his younger co-star Anne Hathaway is believable and sparky and even The Rock is funny. The film gets more and more ridiculous as it continues but Carell holds it together by just being downright funny.
My view of the film is entirely biased due to the audience I watched it with. The Rock walked into a wall and the place erupted in the kind of laughter not heard in UK cinemas since the famous Beans scene in Blazing Saddles.
Check it out in the UK and let me know how funny you thought it was.
Have had lots of e-mails about the lack of proper pics. Well we had to wait for the professional photographers to get back to us, then we had to wait to find a computer with a DVD drive. But finally we have the pics. These are only a small selection of what was taken. More will be released when OK and Hello have finished with them.
Apologies to regular readers of this blog who are not interested in this kind of thing. I promise this will be the last post of this gooey nature. Cynicism will resume shortly.
Bride - Claire Wilson
Groom - Scott Graham
Bridesmaid - Samantha Stewart
Pageboy - Sean Stewart
Maid of Honor - Aenea Stewart
Best Man - David Stewart
Usher - Trevor Cogle
Special Guest Star - Penny Cogle
Little Special Guest Star - Casper Cogle
Order of Serivice
1000 - Collection of Bride & Groom from the Datai (Dress Code - Smart/Casual)
1015 - Collection of Bridal party from the Andaman (Dress Code - As Above)
1100 - Registry Office Paperwork
1145 - Photo opportunity at Eagle Bay
1200 - Celebratory drinks at Starbucks, Eagle Bay
1530 - Hairdresser appointments for Mrs Graham, Mrs Stewart and Miss Stewart at The Andaman
1745 - Bridal Party collected from The Andaman and taken to the Beach Bar at The Datai
(with the exception of Aenea, Sam and Sean)
1800 - Welcome drink at the beach bar, The Datai
1830 - Blessing Ceremony begins - Arrival of the Bride
1900 - Photographs & International comms (Skype me)
Yesterday was my birthday and looking back over 34 other birthdays this one was one of the most memorable.
The jet lag has not left us yet and so we were both wide awake at 2am in the morning. As luck would have it this also coincided with the live broadcast of the portugal v turkey euro 2008 game. A great start to the day.
At 7am we headed to the dining room for breakfast. This involved picking our way through the various wildlife of the rainforest. We were lucky enough to spot some of the monkeys that usually keep away from the guests. They are all black but with white eyes and white mohican type haircuts. Very cute but absolutely wild and would rip your eyes out for a banana (much like the WoH). Think of a panda in negative and you get the idea.
After our jungle trek we made it to the dining room. Unbeknownst to me the WoH had arranged a little surprise in the shape of a chocolate cake. For breakfast. The cake was brought out by three of the Datai waiters who also sang Happy Birthday (rather well I might add).
After breakfast we finally felt sleepy and went back to bed. Sadly we had to get up after a couple of hours for some legal appointments in town. We were both pretty groggy but managed to stay awake long enough to get interviewed by the local registrar who deemed us fit to be married. We then went to get that form stamped by somebody and then had another interview with a ‘district officer’ who also pronounced us fit to be wed. It did seem like form-filling for the sake of it, however we were happy to jump through the various local hoops in order to do the deed. We had a guide called Herman who helped us through the various stages of approval and we could not have done it without him.
We also got a chance to meet with the florist who it turned out was a transvestite with a penchant for belching. I await the fruits of his/her labours with interest.
By the time we returned to the hotel we were dead on our feet again. The manager of the hotel had kindly left half bottle of red wine and a card in honour of my birthday which was a really nice touch.
We got room service, finished off the breakfast birthday cake and were in bed by 9. Asleep. Sadly only to wake again in time for the Germany v Poland game. Damn shame.
The WoH has been taking pictures and has put some of them up on the web here. Enjoy.
Well, we made it to Langkawi - a tiny island in the Chin Chin straits off the coast of Malaysia.
It has taken us two days to get here but The 11 hour KLM flight from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur was made easier by getting a good deal on some first-class tickets. Lie flat beds, great food, lovely wine and being called by your name was a joy and reminded me of what I thought air travel was actually like when I was 10 years old. It seemed glitzy and glamorous and far removed from the cattle trucks the planes now resemble. We can’t get good seats on the way back but perhaps KLM will take pity on some honeymooners and upgrade us free of charge.
Kuala Lumpur airport is a joy and an example to every other airport in the world (i’m looking at you Florida!). This is the second time we have passed through it and the cleanliness, easy layout and courteous staff make it one of the best in the world.
The flight to Langkawi was only an hour and a driver from the Datai was on hand to drive us to a secluded bay at the northernmost tip. The hotel is beautiful. Set right into the rainforest with as minimal an impact as they can manage. We have a villa to ourselves in the middle of the jungle and it is magical. The sound of monkeys and cicadas sure beats police sirens and er..police sirens.
Because we slept well on the long leg of the journey we are out of sync with everyone else on the island. We were wide awake at three in the morning and with (almost) nothing else to do decided to get up and watch the sunrise.
With the aid of a torch, we picked our way through the forest, avoiding the deadly wildlife (geckos) and found our way to the deserted beach. We watched the sun slowly light up the bay, turning the clouds red. The only sound was the waves lapping on the white sands.
It was alright if you like that kind of thing.
(which we do)
A magical start to our visit here and we never would have seen it if it wasn’t for jet lag.
My brain is filled with numbers at the moment. Allow me to share.
On Saturday and Sunday I played in the most expensive (official) poker tournament ever held in Aberdeen. There were 72 entrants each paying £400 to enter. (Including a rebuy). I never paid that owing to winning an earlier game. After 18 hours of play I finished on the final table in 9th place and got £600 for my trouble. The money is not as important to me as the fact that I did this well against some of the best players in Scotland who had travelled to the game. I only play once a week in a fairly low stakes game so I am delighted with this achievement.
June also marks 12 months since I quit my job and decided to take some time out. In that time I have travelled through 3 continents visiting over 25 destinations by 5 different methods of transport, taken over 10 hours of video footage and over 1000 photographs, all in the company of the WoH. I have also written 1 screenplay, co-wrote 1 book and won 1 competition for writing.
In 2 days the WoH and I will be travelling 1000’s of miles to 1 island called Langkawi. 7 days after that the 2 of us will be joined as 1 in a marriage ceremony on the beach.
As if you didn’t hate us both enough, here to make your day is our Vegas video, complete with Grand Canyon helicopter flight (paid for by Poker winnings). I will not apologise for the shakey camera work as it is difficult to keep steady when you are trembling with fear flying in a helicopter.
And please leave a comment if you enjoyed it. Or even if you didn’t.
