Rangers fan Jocky McSweegan was today ousted from the Rangers Supporters Club following allegations he was caught urinating inside a public toilet. ‘I know the rest of the guys just go in the street, but I’m shy.’ said the former Glaswegian bigot.
Donald Finlay, Rangers Supporters Club secretary, said. ‘It was the latest in a long [...]
New York Trip video
Slowly getting through all the video footage of our recent tour of America. This video is mainly of the buildings of New York. Hope you like it. I would recommend a visit to anyone.
‘Big Boned’ woman proven to be Big Fat Liar
Shaniqua Adams a 30-year old grandmother of four was today exposed as a fraud by doctors at New Orleans General Hospital today.
Her close friend Ubuntu Smith told reporters the whole story today at a press conference at her trailer park in the Hamptons.
“Shaniqua was always a big girl but said it was down to her [...]
Psychic update
I was looking at my blog stats and one of the top 3 most popular items is an article I wrote at the end of last year, making predictions for 2008. This was inspired by a horror of a woman called Sylvia Browne who writes vast amounts of predictions and hopes to buggery that some [...]
Your Home May Be At Risk
Episode 2 out now!
I know you are all huge fans of our little comedy podcast and have all signed up as subscribers but just in case you haven’t visit the podcast site now.This time it has jokes!
Radovan Karadzic ashamed of past
Serbian Radovan Karadzic has spoken publicly of his shame about some aspects of his previous life.
‘It is true that I prescribed homeopathy for some patients. I thought it might help’. The white haired, former madman, was speaking about his cover as an alternative medicine practitioner during his years on the run.
‘I gave people vials of [...]
DTI admits HR is a bogus discipline
The Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) came under the spotlight today after admitting that HR is a ‘completely made up aspect of the business structure, designed as a place to put incompetent busybodies that no one else wishes to work with.’
‘It started off fairly innocuously at a textile factory in Penge’ said spokesman Kevin [...]
Spectator plays key part in Padraig Harrington Open Golf victory
Padraig Harrington clinched the British Golf Open in dramatic form on Sunday yet failed to thank the spectator who played a major role in the victory.
Ken Banks followed Padraig round the course over the three day tournament and has been left feeling dejected at the lack of credit given to him.
‘Every time his club hit [...]
My record collection
Been having a clear out today and am torn, trying to decide which of these albums I should throw out. Suggestions welcome:
(Video is not mine but it made me laugh)
Thatcher funeral plans announced
Detailed Plans for the funeral of Baroness Thatcher have been revealed, despite the former P.M. still being alive. As well as a state funeral, officials are planning to install a wood-sprung dance floor directly above her final resting place.
‘We did a lot of public consultation on this’ said funeral organiser Arthur Scargill. ‘The consensus was [...]
