We the smart people

America seems to have had an epiphany this last few days.
For years the country has been following the wisdom of the masses and sadly those masses are made up of selfish red-neck imbeciles. The news media has been dumbed down to fit the tiny minds of knee-jerking xenophobes. Everything has been boiled down to its [...]

Idiocy set be No. 1 U.S. export

In recent years as other countries around the world have become world leaders in the manufacture of electronic goods, cars or computer technology, America’s number one export was debt.
Now with that industry crumbling, the US is looking to exploit its main natural resource – Idiocy.
Sarah Palin explains – ‘It’s about Job creation and shoring up [...]

If Star Wars was set in the 19th Century

I made this so don’t nick it!

Sarah Palin’s foreign policy advisor gives interview

If you ever wondered who votes Republican, or how on earth George W Bush got to be president twice then this video explains it all. Ladies and gentleman, enjoy:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3be_1222409488&p=1

Catholic church comes out in favour of cervical cancer

Hot on the heels of its contraception ban, catholic governors at St Monica’s High School in Prestwich, Greater Manchester have banned HPV innocculations for its female pupils.
The Pope issued a statement saying “A lot of people think catholicism is all about forgiveness and virtue but in actual fact we are just looking for ways to [...]

McCain seeks to delay debate until he learns to count

By his own admission John McCain knows very little about Economics yet he is using the current financial predicament (caused by republican fiscal policy) to evade a showdown with Barack Obama.
“I need to work on my numbers. I get up to about 8 then forget what comes next” said the aging senator. “I am usually [...]

Rick Davis to resign from McCain campaign

Rick Davis the ‘brains’ behind John McCains election campaign was tonight looking resignation straight in the face after one lie too many.
Davis claimed he gave up his lobbying position with failed bank Freddie Mac in 2005 – a fact often repeated by McCain when asked to explain the large numbers of lobbyists on his payroll. [...]

The Banker always wins

David Blaine to attempt new stunt – getting a mortgage

David Blaine, Illusionist and magician has announced his most difficult stunt to date.
“For 3 days this week I will attempt to get a mortgage at a reasonable rate for a first time buyer. I am black as well so it adds that extra element of difficulty.” said Blaine yesterday.
Blaine has trained hard for this event [...]

Rich Bankers look for alternative careers in TV

In the wake of the financial turmoil this week, many unemployed bankers have turned their attention to finding alternative work that they are qualified for.
Running the late night premium rate quiz shows seems to be one hot contender. Bankers are delighted as it allows them to still rip off the general public and make huge [...]