A cure for ADHD

Recently there has been a lot of kids diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. I believe that most of this is horses*** and can be put down to bad parenting and the rush to find a medical excuse for a child’s shortcomings. In the spirit of altruism however I have decided to invent a [...]

Financial Bailout take 2

A reader wrote to me (yes I have a reader) and asked what I thought of the second version of the Bill to tackle America’s financial woes (Thanks Juniper44!)
I have spent some time poring over the revised legislation and of particular interest to me is Section 503 whch reads:
“Exemption from excise tax for certain wooden [...]

If Star Wars was set in the 19th Century

I made this so don’t nick it!

The Banker always wins

Palin for President

OK guys after all the valid arguments (and death threats) the inbred Republicans made, I have decided to completely switch allegiance and vote ‘Palin for President’. Please watch this short film and think how the future of the world could be with a Palin at the helm.

It’s all about The Money

Get the latest episode of our Comedy Podcast right here.
We decided to try out a themed episode, so all the sketches are to do with Money in some form or another. Would be interested to get your feedback either here or on the other site.
Sketches feature Robin Hood, Dragons Den, Christ Tarrant and the Daily [...]

This is why the Japanese won’t ever get to host the olympics

Playing football whilst wearing binoculars. Beats synchronised swimming in my eyes.

RBS makes £600m loss – gets hit with bank charges

The Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS) today posted the second biggest loss in banking history triggering an automatic unauthorised overdraft charge of £20 billion pounds.
An RBS spokesman said ‘We just kind of had a bit of a cash flow situation. My mate Degsy owed us some cash and said he would pay it back, but [...]

Team GB wins first Olympic Medal

Britain rejoiced today at the success of boxer Frankie Gavin who has been sent home from Beijing without even throwing a punch – a new Olympic boxing record.
Gavin was sent home for being overweight and is already being touted as a role model for Britain’s youth.
A Team GB spokesman said ‘It’s a great result for [...]

Beijing Olympics set to break BBC cliché record

This Friday the Beijing Olympics finally get underway. The British Broadcasting Corporation is excited at the prospect and hopes to set a new standard in lazy journalism for the whole event.
BBC spokesperson Sue Ryder said today “Well for a start we know the opening ceremony is going to be ‘magnificent‘ and probably ‘a triumph‘ that [...]