OJ Simpson has been sent down for his gun-wielding moment of stupidity at a Vegas hotel. He was trying to reclaim some of his own possessions which some memorabilia enthusiasts had obtained and instead of going through normal legal channels decided the most intelligent way to do it was to brandish a gun in their [...]
We the smart people
America seems to have had an epiphany this last few days.
For years the country has been following the wisdom of the masses and sadly those masses are made up of selfish red-neck imbeciles. The news media has been dumbed down to fit the tiny minds of knee-jerking xenophobes. Everything has been boiled down to its [...]
Rick Davis to resign from McCain campaign
Rick Davis the ‘brains’ behind John McCains election campaign was tonight looking resignation straight in the face after one lie too many.
Davis claimed he gave up his lobbying position with failed bank Freddie Mac in 2005 – a fact often repeated by McCain when asked to explain the large numbers of lobbyists on his payroll. [...]
The truth about McCain/Palin
Normally this blog is full of spoof news and the gentle prodding of authority but today I wish to make a serious point about the future of America, a country I am quite fond of.
The global credit crunch is taking hold. The problem started in America due to an administration that let the banks [...]
McCain lied about his POW experience?
In his memoirs John McCain writes of his horrific experiences at the hands of Vietnamese soldiers.
His right arm was broken in at least 3 places after his plane crash then subsequent beatings left him unable to raise either of his arms, according to his own book. The GOP make great capital out of the fact [...]
EA finally launches ‘Spore’ – creationists refute its existence
Electronic Arts (EA) has finally launched the long-awaited videogame ‘Spore’ to the delight of gamers worldwide. Creationists however are not so happy.
“This game is apparently all about Evolution so we have decided to deny its existence” said prominent creationist Julie Moult. “When I go into these shops I will simply refuse to see it on [...]
Many Republicans injured in Hypocrisy vortex
The Republican party is in a state of shock today as many of its members suffered severe whiplash injuries in the recently discovered Hypocrisy vortex.
“We had to change direction so quickly, it caused some of our party to sustain permanent injuries.’ said a Republican Spokesman today. ‘When we said Obama was too inexperienced to run [...]
Olympic Medals revealed to have magical properties
In a stunning breakthrough, UK scientists have shown that Olympic Medals have curious properties when collected in large batches. Effects include the disappearance of Human Rights Issues and the ability to cause depression in Australians.
“We looked at the large haul of medals that the Brits got this year and discovered that it caused the media [...]
‘Big Boned’ woman proven to be Big Fat Liar
Shaniqua Adams a 30-year old grandmother of four was today exposed as a fraud by doctors at New Orleans General Hospital today.
Her close friend Ubuntu Smith told reporters the whole story today at a press conference at her trailer park in the Hamptons.
“Shaniqua was always a big girl but said it was down to her [...]
